Too Sloth to Win

Too Sloth to Win is a climbing game in which players take turns playing stronger combinations of cards to advance along the race track. Every time you play a combination, your meeple moves forward a number of spaces equal to the number of cards played. Reach the ninth space or beyond to cross the finish line. Just keep two simple things in mind:

• First, race to first-place with true sportsmanship, and enjoy the glory of a shiny but not-so-useful trophy, or

• Team up in the match-fixing scheme and finish second to walk away with cold, hard cash — which is worth more than honour, isn't it?